Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Best Quotes

*WARNING: MINOR SPOILERS THROUGHOUT BOOKS*

Every media has them. In this post, I shall track down the very best of the warriors quotes ever. (Not in order)
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"Well, I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger.I think I'll have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just wander up to them and sit on them till they surrender."-Graystripe

"You idiot!" she spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?"
"Drowning?" replied Graystripe.
The silver tabby flicked her ears, and Fireheart saw a glimmer of amusement in her eyes. "Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?"
Graystripe's whiskers twitched. "Ah, but who would rescue me there?" he rasped.
- Graystripe and Silverstream

"You have no idea how much pain I'm in. It's like being cut open and bleeding over the stones! I just can't understand how you all failed to see the blood!"-Ashfur

"You're still beautiful to me" he told her. "You always will be"
- Lostface (Brightheart) and Cloudtail

"I'm not going to get myself hurt, I'm to important to do that. Great, lets lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree fals on them." -Jayfeather

"Berrynose is a pain in the tail and yet he has two apparently sensible she-cats padding after him. Weird."-Jayfeather

"Call out if you need a hand. If she looks like she's going to have you, I'll sneak up behind her and whack her on the head with a stiff rabbit."-Graypaw

"Welcome to our camp!" Blackstar called, beckoning them with his tail. "Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
"Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" Lionblaze muttered.
-Lionblaze and Blackstar

"Yes, O Great One, I shall do as you command. Then when we come back empty-pawed, you'll admit I was right."
- Squirrelflight to Brambleclaw

"Yeah Graystripe! How do you know Fireheart has worthy blood of ThunderClan? Did you taste it last night when you tried to take a chunk out of his leg?" -Darkstripe

"There are four clans just as there are four trees at four trees."
"What! You're saying Skyclan had to leave the forest because there weren't enough trees!"
-Firestar & Bluestar

"We need a rest and a meal more than you can imagine," Firestar meowed.
Ravenpaw gazed at his friends mud-stained pelt. "Oh, Firestar," he murmured, "I think I can imagine."
-Fireheart and Ravenpaw

"Wake up, Brambleclaw! You've been asleep forever - what do you think you are, a hedgehog? ~Squirrelpaw
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I wish I had some philosophical quote to put at the end but I don't. So you know what they say-end is just dne backwards!

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